my heritage, always taking a beating...
 

usually I don't like Italian jokes, but this one made me laugh:


Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,
I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence . ..and then a shot is heard. Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what ?"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

thats funny, but i've heard it with other ethnicities/genders instead of Italians.

lololol

I heard it before with two Polish guys. Now that version was funny!

HAHAHAHA... That's awesome! Love it!

Have to tell my parents.

LOL cute :)