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X5Jay 11-17-2006 02:34 PM

Not enough parachutes...
 
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but had only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from New York , and a potential future president. I am the smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the great state of Massachusetts ". I was my party's last nominee for President.
So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest woman took my schoolbag!

Eric5273 11-17-2006 02:42 PM

....and just then Bill Clinton walked in and said "what's this I hear about a schoolgirl??" :rofl:

noncom23 11-17-2006 04:12 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :bustingup

ncx 11-17-2006 04:21 PM

:rofl: :rofl:

BMW X5 11-17-2006 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric5273
....and just then Bill Clinton walked in and said "what's this I hear about a schoolgirl??" :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

AzNMpower32 11-17-2006 08:53 PM

I didnt get the joke for 10 secs, then I :bustingup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric5273
....and just then Bill Clinton walked in and said "what's this I hear about a schoolgirl??" :rofl:

That just added to the :rofl: :rofl: :thumbup:

X5Jones 11-19-2006 05:41 AM

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

X5Flyboy 11-19-2006 01:00 PM

I only wish... Good one!:rofl:

China Man 11-19-2006 01:09 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbup:

IFlyX5 11-19-2006 10:57 PM

Good one! thanks for sharing.


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