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MiCkEy 02-23-2007 06:43 PM

Know your PBX
 
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all the way up to her rear end . You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

vinuneuro 02-23-2007 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MiCkEy
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all the way up to her rear end . You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

:rofl:

alpac 02-23-2007 06:49 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ncx 02-23-2007 06:56 PM

Outstanding!

rayxi 02-23-2007 06:58 PM

:rofl:
Sounds like the switchboard operator was game so what's the problem?

xnsf 02-23-2007 06:59 PM

:lmao::lmao::lmao: you're killing me here :rofl:

Quicksilver 02-23-2007 07:18 PM

What's the commercial that say's "gotta get away?

noncom23 02-23-2007 11:39 PM

:bustingup :bustingup :bustingup

AzNMpower32 02-23-2007 11:42 PM

LOL :bustingupGood one! :lmao:

BluesClues 02-24-2007 12:24 AM

Guess you werent staying at a Holiday In Express!


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