sore elbow
 

Had not heard this one...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, "My
>elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
>
>
>"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
>
>"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
>sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do
about it.
>
>It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
>doctor."
>
>So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar an d takes it to
Wal-Mart.
>
>He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine
>sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
>
>Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
>
>"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
>activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart."
>
>That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began
>wondering if the computer could be fooled.
>
>He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from
>his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
>
>Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten
>dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
>THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!!
>The computer prints the following:
>
>1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
>2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle
7)
>3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
>4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
>5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
>better!
>Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

if there was only a machine like that!

...or at least a walmart near my house :rolleyes:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Oldie, but goodie!!