Work vs. Prison
 

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
This should make things a little bit clearer.


@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior
@ WORK
you get more work for good behavior

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
they are called managers

A co-worker has that framed and hanging in her office. Funny shat.

:rofl: second to last one is the best!

I wish there was a way to describe the women in an office worked with long ago. I was the only man and they would forget i was there. You cannot imagine what they talked about, the language they used, and how much they smoked. WOW!!! But i guess you cant reduce that down to a one liner. Or can ya. :rofl: