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Juanted 03-09-2007 09:23 PM

I'm Devastated...
 
words cannot describe my current state of desolation... I'm truly saddened. :(

Why not me?

:( :( :(

Juan

noncom23 03-09-2007 09:25 PM

Don't worry Juan. It will last 6 months and you can have her back, with the kid. :rofl:

xnsf 03-09-2007 09:28 PM

...so you're not French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault? :rofl:

don't be upset, there's still Penelope Cruz :goodluck:

SilverBullet 03-09-2007 09:34 PM

Walk it off...

Juanted 03-09-2007 10:17 PM

Oh, no... it will be a while before I get over this one... she's supposed to be mine...! :( :banghead: :bawling: :cussing:

motordavid 03-09-2007 10:45 PM

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Juan, she woulda looked good on your arm...;)

But, that arm would not have been connected to your
body, I suspect! :rofl:


;pervert;

Thunder22 03-09-2007 11:22 PM

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Come on, if you're going to post a picture of her, make it worth my while.... like this one:

LeMansX5 03-10-2007 12:08 AM

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Here are few pics of her with me when we did the photoshoot for Campari.
We had a good time. :)

http://s113117221.onlinehome.us/Imag..._003_march.jpghttp://s113117221.onlinehome.us/Imag...1_november.jpg
http://s113117221.onlinehome.us/Imag...10_october.jpghttp://s113117221.onlinehome.us/Imag...r_006_june.jpg

Michelle 03-10-2007 12:49 AM

HAHA I just heard that on E! I immediately thought about how disappointed all of you guys would be once you heard!

NBX 03-10-2007 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by driverX5
Walk it off...


Did you mean "Wack it off"???? :rolleyes:

Wagner 03-10-2007 08:19 AM

It is in fact a sad day.

cmyX6go 03-10-2007 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gresch
Come on, if you're going to post a picture of her, make it worth my while.... like this one:

Now that is one HOT picture :thumbup:

Thunder22 03-10-2007 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyX5go
Now that is one HOT picture :thumbup:

Gresch knows sexy. ;)




carry on.

statdoc 03-10-2007 10:12 AM

She is one seriously hot woman.:thumbup:

JV 03-10-2007 01:52 PM

It's a terrible thing when a fine ass honey like that runs out of time and marries the first dude with cash who has a functioning set so she can pop one out:)

DINANM3 03-10-2007 01:59 PM

Damn those french! There trying to take all our shit away from us.

JV 03-10-2007 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyX5go
Now that is one HOT picture :thumbup:

At this point, you've got at least one leg partially over the fence, Laura ;pervert;

noncom23 03-10-2007 05:56 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :nanana: :nanana: :nanana: :nanana:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JV
At this point, you've got at least one leg partially over the fence, Laura ;pervert;


motordavid 03-10-2007 06:38 PM

Here's a pic & bio of the lucky impregnator:
http://www.csti.pm.gouv.fr/images/cv/Pinault.jpg

A quick GOOG says he is/was married. I guess he
weighed his options and made the easy decision to
move on to Salma...:rofl:


François-Henri PINAULT

Chairman, ARTÉMIS

Date of birth: 28 May 1962
Place of birth: Rennes (35)
Married, 2 children


Position on the date of his appointment to the Strategic Advisory Board on Information Technologies, 27 September 2004
TRAINING : Ecole des Hautes Etudes Commerciales (HEC) - class of 1985


TRACK RECORD :
June 1987 to September 1989 :PINAULT DISTRIBUTION (groupe PINAULT S.A.) June 1987 to February 1988: Internal Salesman - Pinault Evreux February 1988 to September 1989: Purchasing DirectorSeptember 1989 to December 1990 : FRANCE BOIS INDUSTRIES (groupe PINAULT S.A.)
Managing Director
Activity: industrial carpentering
Sales: € 1.5 bn
14 plants in France - 2,000 employees.January 1991 to May 1997:PINAULT DISTRIBUTION (groupe PINAULT S.A.)
Chairman and CEO
Activity: import and distribution of wood and construction materials in France
Sales: € 6.3 bn
191 sales points in France - 3,900 employeesMay 1993 to May 1997: CFAO (Compagnie Française de l'Afrique Occidentale)
Chairman and CEO
Activities: leading automotive and pharmaceutical distributor in Africa and France's overseas départements and territories (Dom-Tom)
Sales: € 7.5 bn
75 subsidiaries - 7,200 employeesMay 1997 to May 2000: FNAC
(leading French distributor of cultural and leisure goods) Chairman
(Pinault-Printemps-Redoute group)
Sales of over € 19 bn
13,000 employees - 79 storesFebruary 2000 to February 2001:PINAULT-PRINTEMPS-REDOUTE
COO, Senior Vice President for Internet Activities - Chairman of the Supervisory Board of PPR-InteractiveSince 28 June 2000 :FINANCIERE PINAULT
DirectorSince 15 May 2003 :ARTEMIS
Chairman of the Board of Directors


Thunder22 03-11-2007 12:10 AM

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mmmmm salma :)

LeMansX5 03-11-2007 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by gresch
mmmmm salma :)

Smokin hot! I am sure these pics will make Juan feel much better.;)

X5Flyboy 03-11-2007 01:06 AM

It's still all about the money. When have you seen anyone in Salma's category opting for someone with "normal" money and job??

Thunder22 03-11-2007 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMansX5
Smokin hot! I am sure these pics will make Juan feel much better.;)

I'm not sure if they're making Juan feel better, but they're sure making me smile :)

vinuneuro 03-11-2007 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gresch
I'm not sure if they're making Juan feel better, but they're sure making me smile :)

Thanks for making x5world a better place :) I am enjoying this too, despite my slight prefrence for Penelope.

LeMansX5 03-11-2007 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gresch
I'm not sure if they're making Juan feel better, but they're sure making me smile :)

Here's a whole collection for you to smile

vinuneuro 03-11-2007 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeMansX5

:drool:

Technomage 03-11-2007 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noncom23
Don't worry Juan. It will last 6 months and you can have her back, with the kid. :rofl:

Its just not the same :(

cmyX6go 03-11-2007 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JV
At this point, you've got at least one leg partially over the fence, Laura ;pervert;

:slap: Actually I was thinking I could lean back and take a picture like that. With Salma out of the running, who is better than me...;) Time for a new avatar.

Michelle 03-11-2007 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JV
At this point, you've got at least one leg partially over the fence, Laura ;pervert;

:iagree: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

motordavid 03-11-2007 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyX5go
:slap: Actually I was thinking I could lean back and take a picture like that. With Salma out of the running, who is better than me...;) Time for a new avatar.

I think I'd pay to see that Aviator, L! :thumbup: ...;pervert;

Michelle 03-11-2007 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyX5go
:slap: Actually I was thinking I could lean back and take a picture like that. With Salma out of the running, who is better than me...;) Time for a new avatar.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...lies/photo.gifhttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...lies/photo.gifhttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...lies/photo.gifhttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...lies/photo.gifhttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...lies/photo.gifhttp://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...lies/photo.gif

UCrewX5 03-11-2007 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyX5go
:slap: Actually I was thinking I could lean back and take a picture like that. With Salma out of the running, who is better than me...;) Time for a new avatar.

:worthless:

noncom23 03-11-2007 02:33 PM

Waiting L....:nanana:

JonK 03-11-2007 05:08 PM

I went through all the posts to see if anyone mentioned this.

Do her boobs look real to you even with brush-ups and push-ups?
They look too good to be true...

Technomage 03-11-2007 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by JonK
I went through all the posts to see if anyone mentioned this.

Do her boobs look real to you even with brush-ups and push-ups?
They look too good to be true...


i smell a boob picture comparison from over the years coming on :iagree:

motordavid 03-11-2007 08:25 PM

Maybe NWS if you work in a monastery...
 
Real, enhanced, structurally attuned via engineering,
camera angles, PS, holding her breath...? Who knows.
Easy on the eyes and, Hey! She's a movie star so
all those possible enhancements are std fair.
Some pics from the GOOG:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...mages/news.jpg
http://www.cinemacomrapadura.com.br/...er_01_1024.jpg
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2005_...alma_hayek.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/top-99/2006...hayek-pics.jpg

Before and after nose job...
http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/...ic_surgery.jpg http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/...y_nose_job.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/a...-picture-1.jpg
http://starophileimages.free.fr/wall..._hayek_003.jpg
http://mentalized.net/journal/2004/0...tion/salma.jpg
http://www.celebopedia.com/hayek/images/salma_hayek.jpg

JV 03-11-2007 09:25 PM

Jesus effin' Christ, md! I remember not too long ago you struggled to attach photos to posts, but now you're a pic-postin'-pornsman!

motordavid 03-11-2007 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JV
Jesus effin' Christ, md! I remember not too long ago you struggled to attach photos to posts, but now you're a pic-postin'-pornsman!

Big JV...that was then...:rofl:

Hellsbells, I personally censored out most of the pics I dug out;
I didn't want to offend anyone's sensiblities here. :lmao:

http://www.dancewithshadows.com/movi...es/salma-2.jpg

Wagner 03-11-2007 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by motordavid



:wow: man she is insanely hot in that pic.

here is another:
http://img.lnm.eu/lnm.eu/photos/cont...2864747282.jpg

Michelle 03-11-2007 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by motordavid
Big JV...that was then...:rofl:

Hellsbells, I personally censored out most of the pics I dug out;
I didn't want to offend anyone's sensiblities here. :lmao:

http://www.dancewithshadows.com/movi...es/salma-2.jpg

:drool: Great dig, MD!

chris24 03-13-2007 12:17 AM

Desperado

Technomage 03-13-2007 12:22 AM

Goddamn she looks hot in that purple dress :)

Michelle 09-23-2007 12:35 PM

UPDATE!

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Salma Hayek has given birth to a baby girl, Valentina Paloma Pinault, her publicist announced Friday.

"Mother and child are doing well," publicist Cari Ross said in a statement. No other details were released.

The Mexico-born actress, 41, is engaged to businessman Francois-Henri Pinault.

Hayek has starred in films such as "Frida,""Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over" and "After the Sunset." She is one of the executive producers of ABC's "Ugly Betty" and the chief executive of Ventanazul, a production company she formed with Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc.

Pinault, 45, is the chief executive officer of the luxury goods company PPR SA, which owns high-end labels such as Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga and Puma.

Wagner 09-23-2007 12:41 PM

Hottest 41 year old I've ever seen.

cmyX6go 09-23-2007 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Wagner
Hottest 41 year old I've ever seen.

Jeez, even I admit she's hot. She will probably be back down to fighting weight in no time too.

I can't believe hubby to be is 45, he looks a hell of a lot older than that.

Thunder22 09-23-2007 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyX5go
Jeez, even I admit she's hot. She will probably be back down to fighting weight in no time too.

I can't believe hubby to be is 45, he looks a hell of a lot older than that.


accelerated ageing is what happens when your wife is so damn hot you have to worry about every man on the planet trying to tap her 24 hours a day.

cmyX6go 09-23-2007 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by gresch
accelerated ageing is what happens when your wife is so damn hot you have to worry about every man on the planet trying to tap her 24 hours a day.

Yeah but they're not even married yet. If she did that to him in such a short time, he'll be dead soon. Then you can make your move :rofl:

Thunder22 09-23-2007 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyX5go
Yeah but they're not even married yet. If she did that to him in such a short time, he'll be dead soon. Then you can make your move :rofl:

no insta-family for me, no matter how hot she is. The kid is their problem...

GUINNESS 09-24-2007 10:19 AM

I wonder how big her boobies got while she was preggers.... I mean, have you seen Jillian Barberie on Fox NFL Sundays???? And she's almost back down to normal!

LeMansX5 09-28-2007 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GUINNESS
I wonder how big her boobies got while she was preggers.... I mean, have you seen Jillian Barberie on Fox NFL Sundays???? And she's almost back down to normal!

I am sure its like this
http://jeanettes-celebrity-corner.co...rberie325a.JPG


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