Xoutpost.com - Pudding Robbery

Don't know if it is true, but I just got it in email, made me laugh anyway.

You might want to read this after you've had lunch.....
Vanilla Pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. T he robbers, who expected to
findone or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
onlya small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.

Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...