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MiCkEy 04-08-2007 06:29 PM

dedicated to all the old geysers here
 
-----having kids at your age..,shame on you!
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A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

''May we see the new baby?" one asked.

"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet," said the mother.

After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied the mother.

Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" they demanded to know why.

"Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him!"

SuaveX5 04-08-2007 06:51 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

motordavid 04-08-2007 06:57 PM

Yo MiCkEy,
Here's an old Mutha...

http://www.tangento.net/67JoesCorsage.gif


"old geysers", Huh?!

Maybe like this one:
http://www.mines.utah.edu/~rbsmith/I...aithfulWtr.gif

:rofl:

noncom23 04-08-2007 07:20 PM

I don't get it...:nanana:

motordavid 04-08-2007 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noncom23
I don't get it...

Mike, I understand your confusion; ya'll ain't quite
old enough. ;)

China Man 04-08-2007 08:39 PM

:rofl: I'm not old enough but I thought it was funny


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