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What is Chris Bangle saying?
Pic from CS concept pics thread

http://www.xoutpost.com/members/lemansx5/BMWCS_26.jpg

Yes, it's true.

I got the idea for the new 7-Series when I was listening to "Baby Got Back" on my iPod while jogging.

"You know I think a racing stripe would really make this pop!"

"That is where we'll install the pussy magnet"

Yes, that is the front end. And no, I have no fashion sense.

"And this design will completely eliminate that nagging window regulator problem, that all our whiny customers complain about..."

Is it just me, or is it cold in here?

Oh another:
"So I think the sunroof should only come with the extra $7,000 luxury package. Actually lets throw turn signals into that package as well! "

Go ahead, pull my finger!

"Is that your sister?.......she is hotter than 'flame-surfacing'! Ask her if she wants to know how the 'Bang' got in Bangle.......

"remember, I oversaw the design of the E46 and E53 X5....so shut it."

"das hot"

Look at that MB, you got served!

"I can even get laid in a car like this"

:rofl:

"We're almost across the Delaware River, where's my flag?"

"You drive it...I only drive Mercedes"

I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when your're mad. And they should all play "la Cucaracha".

B

"YOU yes you over there...how the hell are we going to get into a car with no door handles!"

"But Mr. Bangle, sir...you told me that entering by the moonroof is more innovative"

This is freakin' funny. These "caption this" threads are funny once in a while!

"Dammit Ned it's called sarcasem...will someone get ned here a dictionary!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Bangle...I'll get back to scrubbing your...ummm...'butt'."

"Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive, stayin' alive..."

:rofl:
:iagree:
:rofl:

let''s make the whole car lift up via a hidden menu in the iDrive controller instead of putting in a door.
door. hah. doors. soooooooo 1990's.

"Tip me over, and pour me out" I miss that song...

OK guys who installed the door handle on the hood?!

This design is not controversial enough!!! BMW enthusiast may actually like it. Why can't you idiots just follow my design philosophy I taught you with the '02 7-series!!!

My pants have better creases than that. CRISPER!

"To infinity and beyond"

Or...

We need just a couple of inherent design flaws to keep ze parts revenue coming here, here, und here.