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Wagner 04-24-2007 07:33 PM

bacon and eggs
 
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his

mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he

kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes

to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast

and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get

any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.


Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any

eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for

a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't

getting any milk."


Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat

halfway across the kitchen.



The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you

going to tell him, or should I?"

Verbalkint 04-24-2007 07:41 PM

:rofl:

Good one.

PersonaNonGrata 04-24-2007 07:44 PM

I don't understand. :nanana:

xnsf 04-24-2007 08:06 PM

I got it :nanana:

it starts with a p ;pervert;

PersonaNonGrata 04-24-2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xnsf
I got it :nanana:

it starts with a p ;pervert;

Pheline? :slap:

ncx 04-24-2007 08:15 PM

Funny stuff. :thumbup:

AzNMpower32 04-24-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xnsf
it starts with a p ;pervert;

That cleared it up. I get it now :rofl:

PersonaNonGrata 04-24-2007 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzNMpower32
That cleared it up. I get it now :rofl:

I was going to respond "I don't get it" but I thought some smartass would then respond "that's right you don't get it if you kick the cat".

Michelle 04-24-2007 08:24 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

China Man 04-24-2007 08:53 PM

:rofl::rofl::rofl:


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