Fun: What Does Bmw Stand For?
 

I startin this thread because i was at a party last night for the long weekend, and some ppl were asking me this and then sayin it stands for "Big Money Waster", i didnt kno what to say after that, even if BMW does stand for somethin, lol, but who cares it must stand for somethin good to!

so......

Break my windows..... Just kidding

Bavarian Motor Works - I think

BMW Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works; German auto manufacturer)
or
BMW Bandwidth Management Workshop (IEEE)
BMW Be My Wife
BMW Be My Witness
BMW Beautiful Mexican Woman
BMW Binary Moving Window
BMW Bio-Medical Waste
BMW Bitch, Moan, and Whine
BMW Black Magic Woman (festival)
BMW Black Magic Woman (Santana song)
BMW Black Man Working
BMW Board of Minorities and Women
BMW Bob Marley & the Wailers
BMW Boiler Maintenance Workstation
BMW Bombardment Wing
BMW Border, Midland & Westen
BMW Boy Meets World (Disney TV show)
BMW Brooklyn Machine Works (bicycle manufacturer)
BMW Bureau of Motor Wehicles
BMW Bus, Metro & Walk
BMW Bus/Bike, Mom, Walk (teenager's method of transportation)

Thought it stood for the "Ultimate Driving Machine" :D

It stays for always in the friggin shop :P

Best Motor in the World.

Bring My Wallet :rofl:

Big Money Waste

Big Motor Wreck!!!!!

lol, all these negative acronyms on BMW. So I suppose Mercedes Benz stands for Mostly Broken then?

Brings Me Women
Break My Wallet
Bail Me Well (stretch)
Bells Meet Whistles
Born Moderately Wealthy
Beautiful Masterpiece on Wheels :rofl:

+1, Mostly broken :rofl:

The two that kill me daily while I wait to find the right car
Very Worthless
Fix Or Replace Daily. :gun:

:rofl: There's a good :stickpoke at MB!

Good one AzNM! :thumbup:

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned "Brings Me Women"! :woot:

I was talking to a couple teachers of mine, one of which has a VW and the other has leased Lexus for many years (he's on a GS350 AWD now).

As one of them goes to unlock his VW, he says "see, matt this is the economy version of a BMW". I snicker and remark to the other teacher "Oh, see he thinks his VW is the economy version of a BMW". His response? "No what he really means, is that it's the ghetto version of a BMW" :rofl:

Found On Road Dead
Flip Over Read Directions

F-cked On Race Day

First On Repair Day

big mexican weiner

Meiac did right above you :thumbup:

Bad Man Wagon

KTM Motorcycles
 

K: Kick
T: The
M: Mechanic

Poor
Old
Nutjob
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

ahem. cough, cough... :tsk:
;)


I though of one more... er... three
Badass Mo'foin Wanksta :rofl: :ghetto:
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

Doh! Sorry Meiac09, missed that... and was also corrected once more by dr. jay! :banghead:

(Note to self: READ ALL POSTS CAREFULLY BEFOR REPLYING!)

Great link there LeMansX5! Stats are with us! :2thumbs:

;) 's ok. :rofl:
:iagree: though

Some automakers' traits are evident regardless of language..

Fabricación
Ordinaria
Reparación
Diária

of course there's always the classics:

Fix
It
Again
Tony

whoa thats alot, well the negative ones are gay, lol, but the "brings me women"- thaz da shiznit, lol.......

other ones are hilarious also, oh oh, bad man wagon, fkn rights!

haha stands for Black Mans Willy hehe

This isn't an acronym, but my old mechanic neighbor calls them "B-M-TroubleU's."