You Speeders Are Sinners
 

CEDAR CITY, Utah - Speeding may not be in the Bible. But a Church of Christ minister says traffic laws are God's laws and must be enforced. Police have received complaints about Alfred Pehl jumping in front of fast cars in his neighborhood, sticking brooms in their way and backing his own car in front of other drivers.
He denies the allegations but was ticketed this week for disorderly conduct.

"We appreciate citizens getting involved in stuff, but they can't take it to the extreme," Cedar City police Sgt. Jerry Womack.

Pehl said people who complain about him and deny they are speeders are sinners.

"If we don't obey the law of the land, then God will hold us accountable. The laws here in this land are His laws, not man's laws," the minister said.

Wtf.... what a dumbass, I didn't know "god" rides in cars... and I didn't know jesus didn't like speeders, I guess a house and buggy cart was a hairy experience long ago.

I have sinned, pray for me;)

Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I ran twenty red lights in his honor. Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord.

Let him do it. It won't last long...

Looks like I'm going to hell

It's days like these I am really happy to be an athiest

As soon as you post pictures of your X you will be forgiven. :rofl:

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r...23/nxsmile.gif Sinning on chemicals!

:wtf: :rofl: