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Wagner 07-21-2007 09:01 PM

Funny Email
 
Watch it close before you make up your mind.
NBA OR NFL?


36
have been accused of spousal abuse






7
have been arrested for fraud







19
have been accused of writing bad checks





117
have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses





3
have done time for assault




71,
repeat
71 cannot
get a credit card due to bad credit




14
have been arrested on drug-related charges


8
have been arrested for shoplifting




21
currently
are defendants in lawsuits, and




84
have been arrested for drunk driving
in
the last year




Can
you guess which organization this is?




Give
up yet? . . . Scroll down,





























Neither,
it's the 535 members of the United
States Congress.

AzNMpower32 07-21-2007 10:12 PM

lol that's funny and a bit disturbing :eek:. Keep up the leadership guys!

Ishniknork 07-22-2007 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzNMpower32
lol that's funny and a bit disturbing :eek:. Keep up the leadership guys!

+1 :eek:

rayxi 07-22-2007 01:41 AM

That's funny...until you realize the responsibilities and powers these people have.

Quicksilver 07-22-2007 04:03 AM

So that makes it OK????? :confused: Nope i don't think so
Quote:

Originally Posted by rayxi
That's funny...until you realize the responsibilities and powers these people have.


cmyX6go 07-22-2007 04:17 AM

I guessed right! Do I get a prize. It's actually scary. Do as I say, not as I do.

Eric5273 07-22-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyX5go
Do as I say, not as I do.

That statement is the basis for almost everything our government does, especially its foreign policy. They should print that on our flag, and it should be included in the national anthem. :rofl:

MrLabGuy 07-22-2007 01:46 PM

LOL...I guessed right. Now...How many are Democrats and how many are Republicans on that list?

rebound 07-22-2007 02:11 PM

Honestly, my guess is 50/50 split D/R on the list.

MrLabGuy 07-22-2007 02:44 PM

http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp

Always Snopes before posting...Sad thing is it was easy to believe.


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