newborn
 

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says . . . "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

good one :rofl: :rofl:

Not funny but all to true.

:confused:

C'mon Michelle... Every party has a party pooper. Ours happens to have a multiple personality disorder. :D

all of a sudden, I feel blue ...........

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I like it

All of a sudden I feel like taking all the mods off my X...

She wet her pants too! :nanana:

I'll sell all the mods off my X for a new grill ..... which one should I buy?