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Wal-mart is introducing new low-cost wines
Wal-Mart Wine
Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2007, it will begin offering customers a new discount item ---- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2.00 - $5.00 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. White Trashfindel 8. Big Red Gulp 7. World Championship Riesling 6. NASCARbernet 5. Chef Boyardeaux 4. Peanut Noir 3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar 2. Grape Expectations 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel). p.s. - Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat |
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You had me going with that thread title, J! I'm thinking WalMartFookinNation is gonna hump vino?!!! Jeessh, most of the crap they have at Sam's Club is drivel or ok, but way overpriced, or just plain uninteresting... Funnyazz titles of the "varietals", :rofl: |
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It needs to have a black and white label to sell!
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:rofl: I hear last Tuesday's batch was a good one for Nasti Spumante.
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Last Tuesday's is already vinegar!
Mmmm...vinegar! :rofl: |
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