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cmyX6go 09-25-2007 05:07 PM

For Lambeau
 
Survivor-Wisconsin Style



Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style"....



The contestants will start in Milwaukee ; travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay . Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior . Then back down through Rice Lake , Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee .



Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears. Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.



The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive WINS!



Good luck to all contestants.

Wagner 09-25-2007 05:09 PM

:rofl:

noncom23 09-25-2007 05:51 PM

:bustingup

rayxi 09-25-2007 06:24 PM

:rofl:
I think that format could work in a few other states as well.

trueX5er 09-25-2007 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyX5go
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears. Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that's us!

Michelle 09-25-2007 10:57 PM

:bustingup

China Man 09-25-2007 11:45 PM

:rofl:

X5-RWK 09-25-2007 11:45 PM

They might make it through communist madison but they would never get out of the northwoods alive. You forgot to mention that they have to start the race at sunrise on the Saturday before Thanksgiving. :rofl:

connman 09-26-2007 01:24 PM

Amen
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyX5go
Survivor-Wisconsin Style



Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Wisconsin is planning to do its own entitled "Survivor - Wisconsin Style"....



The contestants will start in Milwaukee ; travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay . Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and Minocqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior . Then back down through Rice Lake , Eau Claire and all the way down to Madison and back over to Milwaukee .



Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: Brett Favre is Gay. I'm a vegetarian. Bratwurst clogs your arteries. The Green Bay Packers suck. Go Bears. Cheese is high in cholesterol. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns.



The first one that makes it back to Milwaukee alive WINS!



Good luck to all contestants.

Too Funny, Thanks for the laugh... I will chase them with my F-250 Superduty...

Lambeau 09-26-2007 08:13 PM

Hell yeah!!! TARGET PRACTICE!!!!
 
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I've got my .50 cal sniper rifle set up along US hwy 2 right now ready to take em out! Here's a pic of my buddies son on the practice range in top liberal elimination form!!! :nanana:

Wagner 09-26-2007 08:27 PM

..and that is why no one will ever invade the USA :thumbup:

just for fun NWS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWple...elated&search=

Lambeau 09-26-2007 08:34 PM

Up here in da far nort we don't like dem librals comin round here! Dose little prius cars don't do good in tree-hunderd inches of snow eh! If dey got dem hillary stickers on dere dey will be pushed in da woods and nobody'll pull em out!!! Ya der hey, dose librals might make it tru milvaukee and madson but de'll never get tru da grate white nort eh!!!

cmyX6go 09-26-2007 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lambeau
Up here in da far nort we don't like dem librals comin round here! Dose little prius cars don't do good in tree-hunderd inches of snow eh! If dey got dem hillary stickers on dere dey will be pushed in da woods and nobody'll pull em out!!! Ya der hey, dose librals might make it tru milvaukee and madson but de'll never get tru da grate white nort eh!!!

OMG - Lambeau has a sense of humor. Go figure :stickpoke :rofl:

Lambeau 09-27-2007 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by cmyX5go
OMG - Lambeau has a sense of humor. Go figure :stickpoke :rofl:

Hey! I had to live out dere on da east coast for tree months and ever since I got to get da hell outa dere I HAVE had a sense of humor! :nanana:

connman 09-27-2007 01:27 PM

Hey us Jack Pine Savages up in da nord woods are funny people!


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