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Michelle 10-25-2007 11:02 AM

Difficult to Say...
 
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing Karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have nocoordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now, as I have work in the morning.

cmyX6go 10-25-2007 11:05 AM

I can't say specificity sober

rayxi 10-25-2007 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyX5go
I can't say specificity sober

When I say specificity I sound drunk.

Quicksilver 10-25-2007 11:12 AM

So your saying you've tried em??? :rofl: :rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michelle
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing Karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have nocoordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now, as I have work in the morning.


Wagner 10-25-2007 11:42 AM

Beer, it's whats for dinner.

Think of how few married couples would be in the US if you couldn't get drunk.


"...hard to say...well let me ask you this is it as hard to say as Oh My God there is a man in my living room with a flame-thrower?" - Caddyshack II

blondboinsd 10-25-2007 11:57 AM

ROFL, So True, SO True, Another thing I can't say no too? The 24 hour Krispy Kreme at 2am!

noncom23 10-25-2007 08:05 PM

:rofl: :rofl:


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