Friday Funny
 

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"

I can only guess what does it mean "poop" :)

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I had to get the official definition from Wiki:
Feces, waste product from an animal's digestive tract expelled through the anus.

The wolf should sue for invasion of privacy and sexual harrassment.

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