here's me.. i call the 1st pic the leaning tower of Pisa... 2nd one is up to your interpretation :)

Hey Staten,

Bro, you are shoveling alot of shit here.

Are you gonna step up and post a real pic of you, a real man? Everyone else has.

You should be jealous. He has class.

Well, yes, that brunette definitely reigns, but you meant reins, as in the leather strips with which you lead a horse. Dude, you can't spell.

are my eyes decieving me or is this dude hugging a fire truck?

somebody hose blondboi down!!! lol

cmyx5go...i'm so sorry to hear that.

real chef...stfu.

stat doc...i would comment back, but i've seen your picture. i have no words.

picture cheech marin, tony gonzalez, george lopez and bradd pitt mixed in one.

there you go...STATENX5

How about--Wow! or Impressive! or Intimidating! :nanana:

We know which body part is disproportionately larger than the others for Staten

You have no friends. Take you X5, remove the rims and trade it for a Benz. Go away.

This is me every Halloween :)

http://images.kodakgallery.com/photo...3203_0_ALB.jpg

Me, the woman and the rides :D

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j5...o/IMG_2481.jpg

Staten,

awwwww, what's the matter baby??

Whatever your tryng to prove, just say it. We're still your friends and here to help. Will you feel better if we assure that your wiener is not as small as you think it is?

Remember, it's not very often one gets to deal with a living cartoon character.

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are my eyes decieving me or is this dude hugging a fire truck?

somebody hose blondboi down!!! lol

cmyx5go...i'm so sorry to hear that.

real chef...stfu.

stat doc...i would comment back, but i've seen your picture. i have no words.

picture cheech marin, tony gonzalez, george lopez and bradd pitt mixed in one.

there you go...STATENX5

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You do have a bad habit of letting your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird rear-end don't you. Please continue to surprise us all with your continued eloquent responses. We are learning a lot about you. Perhaps seeing your true nature precludes any need we might have for any picture you might provide.....:D

Careful, my friend. I own the "stat" moniker. He is "Staten", as in the island. Of all the people here to be mistaken for, he is NOT the one I want! :yikes: