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Cops: Man Tried to Have Sex With a Fence

LONDON — Police claim an intoxicated man tried to have sex with a park fence, the Telegraph reported.

The 24-year-old allegedly made sexual motions toward a metal railing and said something to the effect of, "I'm going to have sex with that fence," the prosecutor is quoted as saying in the Telegraph.

Daniel French admitted to being drunk and disorderly, but denied saying he was going to have sex with a fence.

"The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting," said French, according to the Telegraph.

;pervert;

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: !

Man, we did some crazy crap back in the '60s, but
that never crossed my mind, even then.

Adds new meaning to the old phrase "sitting on the fence".

:worthless: of the fence. Who knows, it could have been one hot fence ya know...:rofl: :bustingup

or for that matter "on the other side of the fence" LOL

ah, just let him finish....

wasnt there a guy who tried to have sex with a rock?

What law did he break that required police intervention? Raping the fence? :rofl:

"unlawful use of private property" haha, who knows...

of/Fenc/ive sex...