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Michelle 03-21-2008 12:56 PM
Friday Funny
 
IRISH GAS STATION

Taking a wee break from the golf course,
Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into
an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish
manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
"Top o' the mornin to ya".

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees
fall out of his pocket.

"So what are those things, laddie?"
asks the attendant.

They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?"
inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when
I drive," replies Tiger.

"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims
the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at
BMW think of everything."

LeMansX5 03-21-2008 12:57 PM
:rofl:

Quicksilver 03-21-2008 01:07 PM
Ah........ shouldn't he be driving a Buick???

Michelle 03-21-2008 01:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quicksilver
Ah........ shouldn't he be driving a Buick???
That's the first thing that crossed my mind when I read the e-mail!!!! :rofl:

UCrewX5 03-21-2008 04:33 PM
:bustingup

noncom23 03-22-2008 09:23 AM
:rofl:


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