Just a little humor to break up your day...
 

Seth's good news prompted me to dig this old one out...

Marriage

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted....

That's hilarious! :rofl: I'm getting hitched later this year so I'll have to share this with my betrothed.

lol o lol o lol o lol......

:)

Lmoa
 

:bustingup :rofl: :bustingup :rofl: :bustingup :rofl: :bustingup :rofl: :bustingup

That joke would be a little more realistic if he had pulled the cover over their heads, held it tight, and THEN farted! :thumbup: :D

Juan

Isn't that known as a "Dutch Oven"? I have never dared do that but I'm sure I will.

:rofl:

:bustingup :rofl: :bustingup :rofl: