Has anyone seem my wife since Saturday?

Nope, I live downtown so all bars/clubs are in walking distance so that is both good and bad.

The only birds I killed were in my 911 Porsche. I guess they misjudged how fast I was going.

So Missy, how fast were you driving?

I was only doing 40 when the bird swooped. When the chipmonk bought it I was probably doing the same, I saw him but there's no way I'm swerving on a two lane highway to avoid a chipmonk. It was a direct hit, I felt the thump under my wheel. YUK!

RIP

I kill lots of brain cells and probably raise my blood pressure whenever I drive and have to deal with the terrible drivers on the road today.

I can't remember the last time I killed a bird or squirrel with the car. Its better to run it over instead of risking your own safety. I hesistated running over a squirrel once on a wet bend and ended up doing a 540-degree spin.

I don't think that is quite how Boston burnt his brain cells

u kill that yeast infection yet

I hit a bird last week and felt bad as well.

Maybe with spring the animals have something else on there mind.

SJ, Do you have a form of Tourette's syndrome? :confused:

Don't insult people with Tourette. Most have more tact than SJ.