SQUIRREL IN MY BEDROOM
 

I just went upstairs in my townhouse to my bedroom to see a squirrel the size of an f'ing raccoon freaking out on my blinds like its a rabid tasmanian devil... any advice on how to handle this without getting myself killed?

Peanut butter?

Where in Maryland are you?

Baltimore, this sucks, pretty sure the thing is rabid too. Animal control said they would be a few hours. I think i am going to cut the screen on the sliding glass door using a ladder to climb up from the outside and slide the door open, its my only alternitive without sending in the dogs, which if it is rabid would be a bad idea... wish me luck guys, ill post back in an hour or so haha, wow this sucks

Yeah...if the thing is rabid, I doubt it'll be excited to see peanut butter.

How'd it get in there in the first place?

Based on OP's nick I think that's how it got there in the first place :bustingup

just go outside and show u're nuts at the window

Doubtful on the rabid deal, but possible...
tough to corner/catch as they are tough bastards
and double jointed in all four limbs.

If you are feeling lucky, as Dirty Harry said,
gloves and net, lol!

A baited cage may work, but it will tear the hell outta
your room in the meantime. My guess is the animal chasers
use a net and/or dart...
GL,mD

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/lovey/ Lol!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You might want to give it some rat food.

http://www.hardwareandtools.com/invt/6148324?ref=gbase

:rofl:
Call Wagner, he'll take care of it... http://pistol-instructions.com/image...T-89-01131.jpg