Craigslist v. Ferocious Kitty
 

lol, that post reminds me of the kitten in my neighbors tree this morning.

I just want to know what you were looking or when you found that on craigslist?

lol well apparently there's a Best of Craigslist section. I linked it from another forum I post in.

I spent a while looking at the Best of Craigslist after you posted that; it's hilarious!!

Same here.

"I was the woman your wife was going down on when you walked in"

"The room must be shared with a 700lb Gorilla"

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/590888944.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/725756615.html

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/fmy/659126241.html

:D

this one is pretty good http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/641609489.html


For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT



Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

that is great