Blonde joke of the day...
 

A blonde on a bus needed to fart. Luckily the music was LOUD so she just farted. Leaving the bus, she realized she was listening to her iPod!:rofl:

:bustingup :bustingup That's a good one. Here's a longer one...

A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our blonde friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.

Good one. :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: to BOTH!

how to turn on the light in blonde's eyes ? put flashlight to the blonde's ear ! :)