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X5rolls 02-02-2009 06:44 PM

What would you do?
 
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches cold.'

Michelle 02-02-2009 07:07 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

E61Silver 02-02-2009 07:12 PM

;)

NeRwEEzy 02-02-2009 09:14 PM

hahahahaha

meandmyX 02-04-2009 05:02 AM

id say welcome to the family, i get the even nights you get the odd nights, carry on now, hahaha


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