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PersonaNonGrata 02-05-2009 04:11 AM

Record breaking breast implants
 
A woman in Texas broke some kind of record, and probably her back, with her KKK sized implants. :wow: It's craziness.

News story with photo gallery linked it the story.

I'm certainly not going to get an award as a champion of womens' rights and complain about the unrealistic aesthetic standards placed upon them and how plastic surgery is evil but this woman might need some professional help and I don't mean a moving crew to help her stand up.

X5 Meister 02-05-2009 04:15 AM

Mom and Dad must be so proud! Seriously though, they totally look real. BTW how many seats did she have to buy on the airplane for the flight back? 1 or 3?

B-Line 02-05-2009 04:38 AM

They'll pay for themselves in no time.

E61Silver 02-05-2009 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by B-Line
They'll pay for themselves in no time.

Some people go to school and others get implants.

Bimmer4125 02-05-2009 09:51 AM

This is proof that America is still a great country. :thumbup:

WOOD56 02-05-2009 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mgruber
Mom and Dad must be so proud! Seriously though, they totally look real. BTW how many seats did she have to buy on the airplane for the flight back? 1 or 3?

:wow: :wow: :wow: if she sat next to you on the flight. what would you do..:yikes:

4.6is Ryder 02-05-2009 10:39 AM

She'll have back problems in less than a year. She'll get a reduction and disappoint all of you......:bawling: .........Phil

chilliwilli 02-05-2009 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by WOOD56
:wow: :wow: :wow: if she sat next to you on the flight. what would you do..:yikes:

I assume there can't possibly be any substance better than natural airbags... :D ...

brian5 02-05-2009 11:02 AM

This part kinda grosses me out though "... She traveled to Brazil to get her last procedure which took her from an FFF to a KKK after Texas officials refused to do it, for fear that her breasts could explode..." ;puke;

mtX5 02-05-2009 11:03 AM

"after Texas officials refused to do it, for fear that her breasts could explode." :rofl:

anyone got a needle?


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