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Quicksilver 10-25-2005 06:11 PM

Perfect man perfect woman
 
This worth the read.


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>>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.
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>>Question: Who was the survivor?
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>>Scroll down for the answer.
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>>Answer:
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>>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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>>**** Men keep scrolling.
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>>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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>>**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this is REALLY the end of the joke.
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>>*** Men Keep scrolling
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>>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
>>another point: Women never listen

Juanted 10-25-2005 08:22 PM

:bustingup :bustingup

Man, that's just too funny! Great joke. Thanks for the laugh!

Juan

rayxi 10-26-2005 02:28 AM

LOL. I've got to send that around the office tomorrow.:bustingup

Mr. D 10-26-2005 07:10 AM

Is that really a joke? HA HA HA!!!! Good one!!

Quicksilver 12-31-2006 04:30 AM

Resurrected for the fun of it. :thumbup:

cmyX6go 12-31-2006 06:06 AM

:nanana:

Quicksilver 12-31-2006 06:25 AM

:rofl: :rofl: Gottcha :nanana:


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Originally Posted by cmyX5go
:nanana:


cmyX6go 12-31-2006 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Quicksilver
:rofl: :rofl: Gottcha :nanana:

Was there ANY doubt I would scroll down :rofl:

asawadude 12-31-2006 06:40 AM

:rofl: Very good, Barry!

China Man 12-31-2006 12:02 PM

:rofl::rofl: very funny!!!


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