picture caption contest! PPP: Porsche Parking lot Protection :)
 

i don't even know what to say about this. snapped this pic outside one of the panera cafes in irvine with my gf. we both just busted out laughing ........ i guess that's ONE way to protect your doors in parking lots!! :rofl:

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lol no way???????

Way.

I've been mulling over the idea of something like this myself but I think I'd need a lot more coverage.... something like this. What I don't like about their product is it's too easy to steal, only being held on by magnets.

I'd rather have door dings.

What's with these people?

have you guys heard of the "Bumper Bully"?

LOL....

Now if those were sticks of dynamite (or filled with C4)... now we're talking...

OR just watch where you park!

I think the caption should read "please key me".

+1

I hear you loud and clear. Totally sympathize with the Porsche owner. I sometimes park far away in an empty parking lot and come back to find a freshly minted door ding and a dodge caravan parked next to me :explode:

I woulda kicked his door in .. :rofl:

been there done that. Imagine driving my car to highschool everyday. my assigned parking spot was next to a stoner with a ford expedition... you do the math

i had the dent remover guy come after the school year..

I realize there are times, locations and situs where one has to park in a lined,
narrow parking spot next to other cars...but, for all the other times, I head for
the furthest corner of any lot where no one except the workers, & meet-uppers
park. What's a 100 or 200 yd walk? Cake...

Those things on one's car are asking for trouble; right up there with the idiots
that park diagonally across two parking spots. Park it out in the boonies of any
lot and, walk "in", imo.
GL,mD

Oh geez.. dude must have been outta it slamming the door open.

ohh did i forget to mention the person on myother side was a honda element driver:rolleyes:. i used to get the dirtiest stares from my classmates and teachers..

my car was always the shiniest in the parking lot

:iagree:
I do this all the time. Usually I make it into the store before the buzzards circling the parking lot looking for the closest spot to the door too!

like a true X5er :thumbup:

those aren't that bad considering u just remove em when u're ready to go

I reckon they should hand them out free to all non X5 owners, then we could get real jealous about not looking so cool and yet, at the same time wonder no more about getting dings in car parks. Hey, it's just an idea:dunno:
Maybe they could be attached at the front and rear bumper bars as well, just for that 'wow' factor and of course total functionality :thumbup: