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Off color Christmas songs/videos
Lets be un-politically correct for a moment and post the weirdest/funniest bad humor Christmas songs/pics/videos we can find... Just for fun.
*note that this isn't meant to offend anyone, but the material kinda is offensive* I didn't have to go any farther than Southpark clips on youtube... |
Usually I think I'm a bit too mature for South Park's humour, but those are quite the laugh :bustingup
Merry Christmas to all! |
Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger?
Santa stops at 3 ho's. |
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Oldies but worth a post I guess...
Christmas carols for the phychologically challenged... 1. SCHIZOPHRENIA : Do You Hear What We Hear? 2. AMNESIA : I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas. 3. NARCISSIST : Hark the Herald Angels Sing-All About Me . 4. MANIC : Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants, and . . . 5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER : We Three Queens Disoriented Are. 6. PARANOID : Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me. 7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER : Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. 8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER : You Better Watch Out! I'm Gonna cry; I'm Gonna Pout! -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why . 9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER : Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . . 10. AGORAPHOBIA : I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, but Wouldn't Leave My House. 11. SENILE DEMENTIA : Walking in a Winter Wonderland -- Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe 12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER : I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus-so I Burned Down the House. 13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER : Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate 14. ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER : We Wish You . . . Hey Look!!! It's Snowing!!! |
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