Motordavid Just thinking of you!
 

These are the perks of reaching 60 and heading towards 70 and older!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run----anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out...
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list

And never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill & a laxative on the same night.

QwkAg,
Thank you for the kind thoughts! :p:

I admit to some of the points on that list...:rofl:

As I remind my Geezer Buds, this retired gig is a very
good life, if one doesn't weaken.

Hey, Barry: you are older than I am, if I "remember"! ;)
BR, Ol'UncleMotor

:popcorn: :rofl:

...and Viagra reacts in your system way after she long slept!.. 2 days ago!

#13, 16, 18, and 19 apply to me. Guess I'm not quite there yet.

Some how your comments are do not apply, glad i am still young.

wow funny stuff.

is this what i have to look forward to? i have at least 40 years before that!

Too funny... glad to know it's not all bad news as one gets old... :D :thumbup:

What in gods name are you talking bout?.....:dunno:

The list does not apply to me, what don't you understand?