Of these, I regularly perform number 9:

"Park wherever the heck you like - you have The Bee Emm now - it's compulsory"

Also 12 "Should someone allow you out of a junction, do not wave or thank them - they are supposed to"

And after an emergency vehicle comes by, I'm the first to gun it - clear road to open up the 8-pot in a city only happens right after an emergency vehicle. :D

Everyone at my school is just an ACE at parking! JK, we all suck. Everyone takes up like two spaces. I park anywhere even outside of school. I learned from the best, though. When I was driving with my permit, my mom would make me park in handicapped spaces..