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Blonde Mortician

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored
black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.
She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and
that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says,
'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed
in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job
and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of
about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was
wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave
wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'

(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!)

No, I didn't see that coming! :rofl:

Haha, sounds like something from an episode of CSI.

Michelle, sometimes you scare me..., but yeah, that was an eye opener.

Very funny! Bit confused if this is a stereotypical dumb blond joke or not. Not being able to get financial gain on a great opportunity could be considered as dumb, however, it is brilliant how she was able to switch suits. Truly out of box thinking!!! I would employer her in a heartbeat.

I think this thread is really just Michelle's way of telling us she's a mortician at night... :rofl:

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Originally Posted by JonK (Post 785249)

JonK?!?! You're alive?!?! :thud:

Problem is that blonde mortician did not switch suits...she switched the heads of the deceased...You are right...switching the suits would have been the logical thing to do... :)

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Originally Posted by JonK (Post 785249)