Tattoo
 

Harry gets home late one night and, Jo, his wife says,
'Where in the hell have you been?' Harry replies,
'I was out getting a tattoo.'
A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking?' she said,
shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would a retiree
gets a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can
stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.




Harry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.....

:lmao:

;owned;