Can a whale swallow a human?
 

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

at first i thought this was a serious question...but...
:bustingup

That's pretty good!

Interesting: Actually the correct rendering of the scripture is fish not whale.

That little girl is gonna be tough when she grows up :bustingup

This is really good :bustingup I was not expecting this end

nice one!