Quality assurance consultant / student / very generous parents

Weapons of Mass Destruction Analyst / Anti-Terrorism
&
US Air Force & AF Reserve 25 years +.

How about this answer...

As little as possible.

Work smart not hard.

Half of that answer is call retirement...........:rofl:

Mechanical Engineer
 

I work for a manufacturer of logging equipment as the Mechanical Engineer.

Ride around in a helicopter and watch blinking lights (Avionics Test Engineer)

Student at UCSC, majoring in Information Systems Management, with minor in Mathematics; and hopefully another minor in Spanish and/or Economics

I race cars, drink booze and fondle women... BUT I GET THE WEEKENDS OFF
- Dudley Moore - The movie Author

My occupation is one of royalty....

I'm a royal pain in the arse :D

I am an FDNY firefighter and a plumber. I love the dirty jobs!

OMG! Does your ass stick out of your pants when you're fixing a sink like a real plumber :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BTW...did he ever send you the firefighter calendar? ;pervert;

My ass only comes out when my hot female customers ask me too whip it out. Can you believe that last year was the making of the last calendars. Too much controversy

You wear a uniform and show butt-cleavage. What women can resist either of those things? Lucky dog.

:iagree: - you freaking lucky dog!

Thanks but its not all that its cracked up to be......wait a minute YES IT IS.....YEAHYA. I only wish to have more money like some of you's out there

I too am just a lowly, civil servant firefighter...although nothing as prestigious as FDNY! And believe me, I wish that I made as much in a year as some of you folks make in a month, but I love my job and the time that it affords me to be with my little girl and to me that cannot be replaced.

business performance consultant @kpmg

lots of working hours... not that lots of money :)

Amen brother

Occupation, job,ect
 

I am a Soldier, United States Army, M1A1 Tanker, NCO, Combat Vet, Oper. Iraqi Freedom I,II-V,VI. Sworn to protect the constitution and what ever it takes to make my X5 happy!!:thumbup: :driver:

Thanks for your sacrifices zacman! I believe there are at least 5 of us here who are actively serving. Are you at Ft Campbell?

No, I am at Fort Knox.... using this time like R&R, going to school getting my degree, being a pogue, its all about the future.....

MBA Student at Rollins College, Graduation May 09

Project manager by day, straight porn star by night. no bs.

I started to post the "this thread is worthless without pictures" smiley, but then realized what I would much prefer is a "this thread is worthless without pictures of your co-stars" smiley.

Litig8tr, father & husband with a BA in house work and a JD in doubletalk

That makes about 50 of us :rofl:

I visited a porn set a couple months ago for research that I am doing for a feature film. It was pretty hard core..

The straight porn star had a hypodermic needle in his pocket, that he accidentally forgot to hide. Evidently he used it to shoot some viagra type drug into his penis. -- I asked why he didn't just take viagra and was told it had something to do with the pop shot..

I don't know why I'm telling you all this, other than the fact, that I think it's interesting that male porn stars are sometimes shooting up in their penises now.. ???!!!???

Odd Question, can we search only in a post? (I want to see my posts in this thread)

Before Viagra, Cialis, etc, the treatment for Erectile Dysfunction involved injecting a small amount of a medication directly into the penis, using an insulin syringe. It works fine, but most folks are a bit squeamish about such an injection. Obviously not your porn star friend.

Network Engineer. (No syringe needed)

The money maker! ;)
PM ME

this thread needs a good ole revival for newer members...

Software business - business development, strategy & marketing.

Well my first answer was a smart ass answer so I'll fess up.

Medical Laboratory Business Development Manager

So MrLabGuy is Laboratory Guy not Labrador as in dogs although I do have two Labrador Retrievers one Yellow and one Black.

international trader of non-ferrous metals and other raw materials...

Hey wait... thats this thread....! linked to itself?


And I'm a BMW dealer tech.

Yeah. We merged the two threads into one.

Sr Network Analyst for world's largest M2M (Machine-to-Machine communication) company. GPS location services.

I'm not your typical college student. For a living? Well, I used to work at a dealership.

I do the windows at the mall.

Own a small flee of trucks with a friend/business partner also work as a broker with anyone needing to take something from somewhere to anywhere :D:D:D

Hard to believe this thread is more than 4 years old....WOW

Defense Contractor.

QwkAg: And you and I are still RetiredBums... :D ...:thumbup:

Nice avatar...after I left Virginia Beach, VA (NAS Oceana) being an F14 Plane Captain, I built the F22 for Boeing down in Seattle. The F22 is an amazing (and expensive plane), and since I kept my secret clearance from the USN, I was able to travel for Boeing/Lockheed Martin to Marietta, GA to assist and see the final assembly on the ground, live and in person. Good times.

In reply to the original topic of this thread, i'm an owner of two small business and do real estate on the side.

www.tvqr.webs.com - Home remodeling, flipping..ties into the real estate side and keeps me the busiest. Unless it's above my comfort level, i'll even do the electrical and plumbing also. It's definately slower here in Boise, so I go back to Seattle whenever possible and work w/ past co-workers there. I love traveling, so i'll go anywhere the jobs will take me. My neighbors love this side of me ;)
www.boisebimmer.webs.com - Satisfying my need to get dirty and intimate w/ cars, but it doesn't pay the bills as much as the other jobs. More or less for fun and to meet local owners. My neighbors don't mind this side of me, but at least i've got BMW's lining my driveway instead of Camaro's :thumbup:

I haven't updated pics on either site in like 6 months...on my to-do list if I could ever get off this and my other forums :popcorn:

:iagree: and we haven't aged a bit.........:rofl::rofl:

Might as well as toss my occupation in here. IT Senior Network Engineer for a financial institution located out of Oregon and Washington.

Whatever happened to CJ?

I am a University student.
I also help/work for my dad in a construction/landscaping company.

Calibration Technician for USAF (civil service)

I'm a Manufacturing Manager/Process Engineer for electronics industries.

Former Navy here as well.

Only secret was required for that Boeing/LMCO project?

Interesting.

Full Time Student and Do a little Plumbing on the side

I manufacture outerwear/activewear Avalanche Sportswear: SITE UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

We're a small family company, but I'm about to hit the road with Fall 2010. Hopefully I can drum up some business and get to a next level.

Student at Hofstra University and Compliance Intern at a Market Making Firm.

Corporate Account Manager for FCm Travel Solutions, Corporate division for Flight Centre. Also part business owner of the an upcomming euro parts/accessories distributor! Look out for ads from me soon! Will definitely been a premium member here!

VP Sales/Marketing - Forklift Sales/Service/Rental business based in upstate NY and Long Island, NY.

Hell, get things going good and I'll remember it for when I need a new jacket. ;)

Don't know. He probably has another new car or still driving his 335i.

Then how'd you end up in Dubai, and for what?

I'm not familiar w/ the LMCO project. As for me at Boeing, it worked out pretty funny actually. Long story short, but I waited all of 3 weeks before I was in class for training. I spoke to other people in my class who had waited at least 6 months! Guess that F14 stuff on my resume really caught someones attention. I still had to fill out like 100+ pages of information to get my clearance before I went to Marietta, but it was worth it...travel for Boeing is quite plush to say the least and I like getting away from the daily routine.

I like laying as much pipe as possible also, but then they start getting all clingy and emotional :rofl:

:rofl:

Wedding / Portrait Photographer. Also do video editing for wedding.

I hope you do! :thumbup:

I have some cool ones in stock now. PM you're email address and I'll send you a a picture..

Not that you'll need a jacket down south or anything. lol

Software Architect in telecommunications. MS in CS, PhD in EE.

Awesome, sounds like a good gig. :)

I'm coming up on renewing my clearance again. Always fun trying to remember what you had for breakfast a few years ago. hah

Market Pre-Paid Legal plans to individuals and small businesses on a part-time basis.

Blastoff Network

Pimp

Hustler

IT - Systems Administrator. Keep the back end running for the kgb. kgb — Welcome!.

I think KGB should compile a list of the weirdest questions asked for a humorous list... kinda like the best of craigslist list.

Sr. Management in Technical Sales at a leading Biotech Co.

Oh we do! But at this point I think it's just internal. :rofl:

You gotta slap one of those lists on here, it's an order! :rofl:

Managing partner of several bar/restaurants/nightclubs in Chicago

I take care of car collections and do car related stuff for people. Mostly detailing, show car preparation, and maintenance related stuff. But some buying, selling, inspections, transport, etc.... Been at it almost 25 years now. I'm very good at it.:D


Gar

Wow...this thread has been running after such a long time :P

Solutions Architect turned Account Executive - Pro Video, Broadcast, & Enterprise

Work for a consulting company that designs SAN's (Quantum, Hitachi, Apple) and other various storage, network, and server infrastructures for TV networks and various enterprises.

Get to play with all of the latest tech toys :bmw:

Cornell University, School of Hotel Administration. Student
Front Desk at Marriott
Caterer for Frungillo Catering Design

Hardware Engineering

cpa


no lawyers here?

Wow, had to go back to p.9 to find any scumbags in finance! No bankers (commercial or investment), no brokers, no VCs, no PE guys, no money managers?!? I guess they're all too busy raping and pillaging.

I do say "they" only because of tense; in a former life, I used to manage other people's (well, other institutions', really) money. Lots of it. Now, I don't.

How about a lawyer's wife:)

Still getting pooly paid to fix beemers all day...

Depends on what kind of lawyer. ;)

United States Marine,get some!!!

When you say GET SOME! I don't know whether to think of the gunner in the chopper on Ful Metal Jacket, or Joe Swanson on family guy... :rofl:

But on a more serious note, thanks for your service to the country! ;):thumbup:

:rofl::rofl:

Depends more on what kind of wife. :thumbup:

I guess I didn't add anything of use here back a few years ago.

Communications and French student at University, and I mess around with final cut and a HD camera a lot on the side.

He's a lawyer representing the people against insurance companies. Those insurance defense lawyers, how do they sleep at night? As for what kind of wife, well, I got my X5;)

I am the Sales Manager at BSW oddly enough :)

high school student.

For you Weasel,its both and thx.

I don't wanna see his porn pics! Next caller please :)

What do you do for a living???
 

Got this idea from another forum, very interesting at the least

Software Engineering for 34 years! A purveyor of large GPS tracking systems. One system has over 200,000 vehicles.

Dentist

Eat welfare and foodstamp .... Lol ....???? J/k

I peddle chemicals for a living.

I peddle cell phones lol

Sent from my Nexus S using Tapatalk

I'm a six sigma black belt...

Pharmacist

RetiredBum since May 2000; worked in the printing supply biz for ~30 yrs. Traveled much of the world, made good dough, saved like a squirrel, and bailed at 52.
GL, mD

Laboratory Attendant

BMW dealer mechanic... Wasn't there already a thread here for this? Oh well, this one has some new blood in it.

Mgt consultant .....and part time real estate slum lord.

Litigation support sales.

Entrepreneur! I hope you're listening I actually smack babies at their christenings

Technical writer. (I write repair, and owners manuals)

Finance and Real Estate student at Cornell University..

Things could be worse :)

Speaking of which, i have 4 exams within 30 hours of eachother. Ending today! Wish me luck guys!

Dental student.

OT:
Classic, Boston X5!

http://www.xoutpost.com/attachments/...xxxxxxxxxx.jpg

Firefighter/Paramedic

Home Default Modification Manager

Cool thread to see what people do. Crazy how we all do something so different but have the same love for these cars

Sent from my Nexus S using Tapatalk

Defense Contracting.

^ same as above

Wedding Photographer

(casino) Table games pit manager

I run an AV (artificial vagina) for the collection of bull seamen. Here in WI artificial incemination of milking cows is HUGE business!

Don't believe me? Look it up.

Financial Research - retail and consumer goods analyst

On the weekends I captain a sportfishing boat out of Long Island. Fresh Tuna sushi anyone?

Student Software Engineering.

Soldier

Yes there was........ http://www.xoutpost.com/off-topic/lo...do-living.html

So, QwkAg...
What do you 'do/did'?! ;)
Good talking to you yesterday...
YBFAM

Music Business

Former service engineer, GM Parts and Service, GM Operations, Regional GM, VP IT, with an international heavy equipment company. Worked in Canada, South America, and the UK.

Currently deciding what to do next, and enjoying the time off in the meantime.

Ex-UK Government Radio Interference Investigation/Monitoring/Enforcement Officer. Now I look after a UK team of 30+ Project Managers for a major US based IT Company (not allowed to say who).

Gimme working in radio any day - who needs wires. :D

wow u must make those bulls very happy! lol

Professional Soldier with over 22yrs of experience

Ditto, Good talking to you yesterday also...:thumbup:

Retired I.B.E.W Commercial industrial Electrician.

Now a self taught Recording Engineer. Lifelong musician, recording artist,
A singer; previously signed with Aladdin, MTA, and other record labels.
Backup singer for various artists. These days trying to finish my CD
(At my own pace i might add).... :cool:

Finance/Accounting major at Boston College

Merged and moved to right forum.

You didn't tell what you do? ;)

I don't believe you. You spelled semen and insemination wrong. :doh:

mba finance major and slave laboring intern at an investment bank when I am not busy drinking good ipa's and playing golf. :D

Marine (once a Marine, always a Marine-Semper Fi to my Brothers!), but for the past 35 yrs, business owner-Lubricant Sales/Management and design/installation of automatic lubrication systems

...good to have the res. expert chime in ;)

Political Science and French major, with a mistress in German, intern at a construction firm.


Don't party too hard like I did, or else moving out is going to be a bitch and a half. Good luck with those

Ahh I forgot. I intern for a private equity real estate firm with 4 billion in funds :)

Just made a nice ROI on the Hancock tower in Boston

What do you do?
 

CEO/Director of Franchising
Castlelights, Inc.

I am the President of my own trading company based in the
Philippines handling the import and export of raw materials and metals (copper,brass,aluminum,tin ,lead etc..) I also handle export of precious metal scrap ( gold,silver,palladium, etc..)

Send me a pm if we I can be of service to any of you guys....:D

I represent an Italian Shipyard for the Americas....

Feel free to send me your inquiries!

LOL Honestly, any other woman would be completely offended by that comment. But, since we are talking about cattle, you are exactly right. :rofl:

wow, an old thread, but revived!

me: defense contractor, usually attached to an SF team, and mostly in some of the more sh*tty places of the world.

oh, when i'm home i'm a volunteer firefighter, among other nonsense...

Ok, I've been busted! I don't run an AV (Artificial Vagina), but wouldn't it be something if I did??

In truth, I'm simply a cog in a big corporate machine. One designed to chew you up and spit you out in pieces.

Running an AV is just a dream job. Dare to dream!

I am the General Manager of Foxnewslatino.com

150 operating engineer

Oracle DBA at an energy trading/energy management company.

CIO of a pharmaceutical company

Software Product manager

Director, Infrastructure & Architecture (IT) for a not for profit national healthcare organization

VP of marketing for a telco.
.

Walmart Greeter.

Haha...

Local 94 Operating Engineer