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PersonaNonGrata 01-10-2006 09:27 PM

Gutbusting funny!
 
I don't know about you but I'm a huge Chuck Norris fan. He's such a good actor and his martial artz skillz are sick.

Check out this compilation of Chuck Norris facts. You will be laughing your ass off. A sample:

"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down."

Enjoy.

Chuck Norris facts

:bustingup

spaz07 01-10-2006 09:35 PM

Those are great! :bustingup

-Zach

statdoc 01-10-2006 09:40 PM

If you really are a Chuck fan, you should read one of his books: his autobiography or this one. Cool trivia in them, like how he got started in martial arts, in the movies (Steve McQueen got him in), him and Bruce Lee teaching each other martial arts techniques in a hotel hallway in the middle of the night, etc.

jaaX3 01-10-2006 11:01 PM

I've read a lot of this other places. I laugh hard.

ChristopherM3 01-11-2006 12:27 AM

PNG!!!!! Thanks for posting that!!! That is f'ing hilarious!!! I love those!!!:bustingup :bustingup :bustingup

I loved #9 about him being 1/8 Cherokee.......has nothing to do with ancestry - the man ate an f'ing Indian!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:bustingup

vinuneuro 01-11-2006 02:41 AM

Some of the funniest stuff I've ever read, thanks for posting.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium :wow: :bustingup

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter :bustingup :bustingup

ricky.agrawal 01-11-2006 02:51 AM

You guys should read the Vin Diesal and Mr. T facts too!

hayaku 01-11-2006 03:18 AM

have you checked this out?
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm


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