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02-05-2006, 07:47 PM
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Why not. Another golf joke (BMW related)...
 Tiger Woods was visiting in our fair town on a golf tour, winding down a country road in his new M5. He pulled into the local service station and requested a fillup (93 octane, of course). The attendant was very impressed by Tiger's car, not having seen the new M5. Tiger proceeded to give him the tour of all the goodies on his loaded bimmer, including the "100-extra-hp" button. The attendant, of course, was very impressed. At that moment, Tiger opened the car door and stepped out to use the restroom when a few golf tees fell out of his pocket and onto the ground. When the attendant asked what those things were, Tiger said, "They're tees. I put my balls on them when I drive." The attendant then exclaimed, "Boy! Those Germans think of everything!" 
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02-05-2006, 10:22 PM
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old one, sorry
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Mark         _______________________________2001 X5 4.4i topaz blue/sand Sport, complete Dinan S2  , hitch, V1, tint, BSW Stage 1, Alpine INA-W910BT___________ Life is not fair! You can't protect people from their own stupidity! Laughter makes life worth living
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