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[Roc3b]

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers


March 17, 2006
BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter Advertisement
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Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.
Smashing car windows


Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.
Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.
The occupants were not home, he added.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said. Contributing: Annie Sweeney

[ekaz]

There are some crazy MF'ers in Chicago.

He had to be Polish too, didn't he?

[Chip]

omg, wouldn't that hurt like hell????

[WOOD56]

What you think they do the me in Saudi Arabia when the men get caught cheating on there wife’s.

[bingw325]

There's a Lorena Bobit live in his vain.....

[statdoc]

Originally Posted by Chip

omg, wouldn't that hurt like hell????

Nah, sharp knife, fast move, and likely had some "liquid courage" on board.

[fln8tive]

Who was the lucky guy who had to apply the tourniquet? Disorderly conduct, deadly weapons...no doubt, he'll get a stiff penalty.