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Old 03-22-2006, 01:27 PM
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Whistle Here is a spyshot of SuperGreg's new invention....

SG wanted to patent his new invention. I got a spyshot of his new invention which he hopes to retire on.....

Here is his prototype:
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Old 03-22-2006, 02:31 PM
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Now that the invention is in the public domain they'll never approve the application.
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Hey, SG is thinking outside the box here... Very creative work, SG!

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now thats funny and scary at the same time because
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SG wanted to patent his new invention. I got a spyshot of his new invention which he hopes to retire on.....
We really didn't need to see what you use to remove the skid marks from your prostate
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Too funny guys !
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I thought SG, like me,
was already retired?!

That invention could be called the G Spot Brush,
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I told SG that the electric toothbrush was already invented, but he really likes prostate massages.

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We really didn't need to see what you use to remove the skid marks from your prostate
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