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Old 04-11-2006, 10:24 PM
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Little Tony

A Teacher asks her class, "if there are 5 birds on a fence, and I shoot 1 of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on Little Tony.

Tony replies, "None. The other birds will fly away."

The Teacher says, "No, the correct answer is 4....but I like your thinking...."

Tony knows in the real world, this isn't right....

"Teacher, I have a question for you..."

"Go ahead Tony....."

Tony says "..if there are 3 women on a bench eating ice cream cones....

....one of them is gently licking the sides, one gobbled down the ice cream and sucked on the cone,, and one of them is biting small bites with her teeth.....which one is married," asks Tony.

The Teacher blushes and replies "well, I guess the one who gobbled down the ice cream and sucked on the cone," she replies.

"No," says Tony, "the correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on.....
but I like your thinking."
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Old 04-11-2006, 10:25 PM
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Ive heard that one but it never gets old. there are more of those too.
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:26 AM
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lol that was posted here a while back.

still a good one, though.
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Old 04-12-2006, 03:34 AM
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It's new to me...

It's good to see your in good spirits, MDK! More jokes, please!
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