Say it ain't so.

I heard a dirty little rumor that you weren't coming to DC. What's up with that. How can we possibly have a meet without out our fearless leader, Dr. Mad Scientist. Sigh....batting eyelashes. Come on, are you really going to disappoint your first two female premier members. Michelle and I are very upset. You don't want to upset two females at once do you? Don't make me drive to DC via Iowa and get your sorry ass. You wouldn't like me when I mad.
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Come on Drexy baby, Michelle and I will align our X's perfectly with yours.