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05-05-2005, 11:41 AM
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Joke of the Day
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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05-05-2005, 01:40 PM
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05-05-2005, 02:11 PM
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I don't want to complain but I must. First off, your joke is offensive to blondes. Secondly, if you're going to bring up a "gorgeous young redhead" putting her finger in/on places on her body, I demand pictures to illustrate. Thirdly, did I mention there should be pictures?
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05-05-2005, 02:18 PM
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05-05-2005, 02:25 PM
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05-05-2005, 02:40 PM
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