How To Make a Woman...

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Happy...

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

May be a repost, but I thought it was soem good stuff...

Anything get left out?

[blondboinsd]

I second that :P

[LeMansX5]

Jeez; I was expecting the title to read "How to make a woman that can make you happy"

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Originally Posted by LeMansX5

Jeez; I was expecting the title to read "How to make a woman that can make you happy"

I know how to make a man happy!

Just didn't know if it was appropriate to post...

[blondboinsd]

I first read and It and was like "oh snap shes pissed" but upon re-read I see its just a list of suggestions, it reads like the Shania Twain song "any man of mine"

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Originally Posted by blondboinsd

I first read and It and was like "oh snap shes pissed" but upon re-read I see its just a list of suggestions, it reads like the Shania Twain song "any man of mine"

Worst song ever...

[blondboinsd]

I second that!

[Roc3b]

Jez that is a long list. I was thinking all you needed was a long tongue, a fat wallet and a mini bat in your shorts...I was way off!

[lilbit]

Originally Posted by Roc3b

Jez that is a long list. I was thinking all you needed was a long tongue, a fat wallet and a mini bat in your shorts...I was way off!

Those are called BONUS's!!!

[Roc3b]

fine...I guess I can kiss as too! lmao