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A reason to drive your X real slowwww...
Every evening on the way from Northern Virginia into DC for work, I drive across the picturesque Key Bridge from Rosslyn,VA into Georgetown, DC. A couple days ago it was about 83 degrees out as I was heading across the bridge at about 6pm. There is a stoplight just on the DC side of the bridge where a T intersection is formed with M street. Traffic begins to stand still about halfway across the bridge during a weekday evening rush hour, and not an evening goes by where I am not ogling the ladies walking across the pedestrian sidewalks on either side of the bridge. The proximity of Georgetown and George Washington Universities makes for some fine viewing there. This particular evening, there were 3 girls jogging side by side to my right, heading from VA into DC as I was. I spotted them in the passenger's side mirror behind me as I waited for the light to turn green to allow another 10-15 cars in front of me to turn onto M street. As they got even with me, traffic began to move. I had the shades on, so I could take a good look- 3 gorgeous coeds from Georgetown, wearing their Hoyas t-shirts, hot diggety damn! ![]() I noticed the girl in the middle of the 3 was wearing maybe the shortest pair of running shorts I've ever seen, and they were exposing about half of the right cheek with each stride forward. ![]() Traffic stopped again, and I was thankful for the X being much higher than the TT in front of me to afford me a nice view as the girls continued to jog away from me, towards M street. I snapped a photo tonight as I was piloting the rusty old Pathfinder to work. The girls were about the same spot as the guy standing to the right wearing the tan vest in this photo at this point in my recollection. ![]() I looked ahead, and knew that as long as the guy ahead of me in the TT was in a little bit of a hurry, we should make that left turn onto M street with the next green light. I only hoped that the girls would be heading the same direction. A beer truck was in the far right lane now, blocking my view of the hot joggers. 2 minutes passed, the light turned green, the TT got a move on, and I followed him though a yellow light to turn left onto M street heading towards Canal Road and the workplace. As we drove away from the bridge, I noticed the girls were now jogging along Canal Road, in the same direction I was heading! ![]() Another photo snapped tonight from inside the Super Bee-ter. The girls would be to the right just before the blue sign for Georgetown University in this photo. ![]() With no one behind me, I proceeded to slow down to 15mph, to take in the sight of those shorts exposing a tanned coed butt cheek as she ran. ![]() At this point I did one of these ![]() I thought about making a U-Turn and cruising by again, but there is a high median which the 19's would not have liked too much, and at least a 3 minute wait at the next red light to make the U-ey, so the girls would have been gone by then for sure. Believe me, next time, I will not forget to document these views! That evening was for sure the first time that driving the X5 under 20mph made me smile ear to ear. ![]()
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lol... great story. Sometimes, there ARE advantages to driving really slowly.
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Hehe nice read!
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PERVERTS! Jk, of course
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Aslong as your driving carefully....Excellent opportunity!!
My friend was in a Prelude that he absolutely babies...We drive by a girl with the nicest a$$ I have ever seen...Not only is he trying to eat a Mickey D's cheesburger, but he is also trying to check out this a$$, and BANG!! Right into the double parked car in front of him..The whole side view mirror pops off ( both cars)..And he never looks at anything while driving anymore..He actually stop the car now...PERV!! |
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Nicely done...now next time provide the pictures!
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A truly classic lubriderm moment
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first time i drove my x5 in adam's morgan (DC), 5mph cuz of traffic, i was getting unusually a lot of smiles from the girls...
It made me feel sooo nice and half of the job was done on gettin their numbers. on the other hand, it just doesn't matter how i look like anymore, although i am above average cute guy. the return on investment has alrady paid off BIG time. just look how i smile ![]() |
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Wow! How did you find this post? It's from May of last year!
![]() Did you do a search on "tight shorts," or something? ![]() Anyway, welcome to the board! Post some pics of your ride. Juan
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