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05-23-2005, 01:26 PM
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Finally found the perfect birthday present for my wife...
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05-23-2005, 01:33 PM
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I'm lost for words !!!!
did you read the testimonials? lol b
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05-23-2005, 02:17 PM
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These give a whole new meaning to "panty raid". I can see it now, parents like the ones on the first testimonial, tracking their hormone crazed 16 year old daughter, seeing her temperature rise, swooping in, tires of the minivan screeching, two frantic parents snatching their daughter from the lustful grip of some pimply faced boy (or ChrisF), and spiriting her away to the safety of their local nunnery.
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05-23-2005, 04:26 PM
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Or better yet.
The parents notice that the heart rate has disappeared and they rush over to stop the impending sex (because she has taken the underwear off and no signal is available) They bust through the doors while she is at a party. And she is sitting on the toilet doing her business... lol.. That would be a picture for the yearbook.
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05-23-2005, 07:00 PM
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Women already have a gadget called the scissors....snip snip.
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