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02-23-2006, 03:45 AM
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Ferrari Enzo hose for sale. Funny!
 Original Page Q: I would like to purchase your hose and destroy it, as I feel great angst toward a piece of rubber that has (a) spent more time in a Ferrari than I have, and (b) travelled at a higher rate of speed on PCH than I ever have. Do you have any DO NOT DESTROY stipulations that the new owner (possibly me) would have to adhere to? Feb-22-06 A: Hose envy. Get help ASAP  Q: I wealthy Nigerian prince, and will I wire you $10,000,000 US in return for a banker checque amount to of the price purhcase for hose. Need I bacnk accont information of your for to complete transaction. Feb-22-06 A: Zaphrod, I sense an improbability factor here. You can PayPal me. Send to [email protected] Q: Do you have anything else from the _accident_ you could sell? maybe a another part of engine? piston? wire? coolant liquid? oil? what about the telephone pole? i pay good money Feb-22-06 A: You ask a lot of questions. Q: Is there any rust? I can't tell from the picture. Feb-22-06 A: The battery tray is shot but the longs are good. Q: I would like to withdraw my offer to swap this for the Brittney Spears gas can as i have just found out that Brittany was the one racing this guy in the Enzo, when while sitting on her lap her baby yanked the wheel out of her hands causing her to (accidentally of course) run the Enzo off it road. I feel its value has gone up and will be listing it shortly. and yes I have a cert of Auth Feb-22-06 A: Understood. No hard feelings. Q: I live far, but this is so cool. Can you maybe pick some leafs or dirt the ferrari was sitting on and ship it to me? I pay money for it. Musad Brezhnev Feb-22-06 A: Tell me about the origins of your name. Can you send me Russian cigarettes? Q: Do you have anything else from the auction you could sell? maybe a another part of engine? piston? wire? what about the telephone pole? i pay good money Feb-22-06 A: No, this is my first and last experience with carrion. Q: Can I use this as a radiator hose for my 64 VW microvan? Feb-22-06 A: YOU probably could. Q: Does this item come with a warrent for removing evidence from a crime scene? Feb-22-06 A: No, that will be a separate auction. Q: My dog likes to micturate all over the house. Could I use it as a catheter? Feb-22-06 A: I'm to lazy to look up the word. Q: The CHP called and they want their crime scene evidence back. Sexy CSI's wearing open blouses are waiting to analyze your tube. Feb-22-06 A: From your lips, etc. Q: This item is as valuable as the Shrord of Turin and by your conducting a viewing and service at the crash site clearly shows you are a true humanitarian. Is it mounted for display? Feb-22-06 A: Shrord? Q: If I were to purchase said hose, would that adversley affect the value of the other Ferrari hoses in my collection? Feb-22-06 A: What is a 914 owner doing with a Ferrari hose collection? Q: Is the invisible German driver (Dietrich) included in the auction? I have to ask because we wouldn't be able see him in the picture. But he could be there. Thanks. Feb-22-06 A: We'll never know. Q: Well, i am dissapp0inted for sure. You would think that i had a little more clout around here. When you change your mind, please contact me - Atnon George, Indianapolis motor Speedway, Speedway Indiana 46224. Will you swap for IndyCar salvage parts? Our cars really fly! I'll be waiting. tap. tap. tap. Snort. Feb-22-06 A: Somebody call security Q: Darn!! If only it were 10cm longer it would fit my 1964 Rambler American station wagons heater core. Oh well I will keep looking. Good luck! Feb-22-06 A: Your question is worthless without pictures. Anyone can claim to own an automotive icon like the Rambler. Q: You know what? I'm really interested. Can you affix a Buy it now price please. I'm pretty wealthy and also fairly stupid. Feb-22-06 A: Jake, we have something in common. Sorry, no Buy it Now. Q: I have the original gas can used to refill Brittany Spear's Ferrari that ran out of gas near this same location on pch. Would you be willing to trade? Feb-22-06 A: Did she sign it? Q: I heard it said that if you whip the hose really fast over your head you can actually hear the cool Ferrari sound. Can you please verify this for me before I bid? If so I think I may have a use for this at stop lights to cover my wimpy 914 engine noise. Thanks, Mr.C Feb-22-06 A: I can't think of anything funnier to respond. Q: Howard, I think this would be a really cool conversation piece to get chicks off the Sunset Strip... all I have to do is take this hose out in front of the trendy Sunset Plaza eats and say Hey girls, check out how long my Enzo Hose is-- will buy it and let you know how I do!!! The Enzo RIP preview run sounds cool and for a good cause! Feb-22-06 A: Whatever floats your boat Q: Will owning this tube make me more popular? If so, that would be kewl. I've always wanted some Italian tubeage for my tubeage collection. I'm lonely. Feb-22-06 A: Is this a 'Tubular, dude, Malibu' kind of question. Q: Dear Sir, My name is Stefan. I am the owner of the wrecked enzo that you took this part from. Please give me my hose back you bastard. I have lost close to $1,000,000 and i'll be damned if you're going to make a profit on my loss. Cease and desist this selling of my hose immediately. Feb-22-06 A: Proceeds are being donated to MADD. Please see previous response as to unverified authenticity of this part. If, however, you provide documents to show you are the actual owner, I will cancel the auction and return the part. Q: Can you provide a letter of authenticity? I wouldn't want to buy this and find out it came off a Fiero Enzo replica. Feb-22-06 A: I cannot be certain if this came off the car in question. It was on the street and is of Italian Manufacture. No further warranty is expressed or implied. Q: so you picked up a piece of hose on the road after an accident. You're a bottom feeding piece of shit dude, get a life. Feb-22-06 A: May I assume you're not planning to bid? Q: Your a fraud. That is a tube worm that some dog pooped out. Feb-22-06 A: Please see my 100% positive feedback, you lowlife Due to overwhelming demand, a public viewing of the item will be held the Starbuck's counter in Albertsons Market in Westlake Village from 10 to 11am this Saturday. At 11, a caravan will depart and proceed via Westlake Blvd/Decker Canyon Road to PCH. We will stop for a moment of silence, reflection, wreath laying, bench racing, etc. by the famed telephone pole. From there, we go to Neptune's Net, 42505 Pacific Coast Highway, Malibu, CA 90265 for a no host luncheon. All bidders and other interested parties are welcome to attend. Q: That's not a heater hose, that's the guy's weiner. Once you own an Enzo, your member will morph it's own Ferrari part number. Maybe you should cancel the auction & ask a little more?? Is there a BIN? Feb-22-06 A: While the length is impressive, I have been told girth is more important. Q: Hi, are you willing to sell it at a Buy It Now price. I really don't want to lose the auction as I plan on building my own Enzo, buying 1 piece at a time. Feb-22-06 A: Sorry, no 'Buy it Now'. I've paid eBay $2.50 and want to get my $$ worth. Good luck on your quest. Q: is the cone seen on the right picture included with the hose? or is that an additional auction? Feb-22-06 A: No Cones! Q: LOL this thing is worth millions..i say you keep it Feb-21-06 A: And miss all this great humor? I may outbid the high bidder so I can sell it again and get more new material: Girl passenger in the Enzo blew a .09. so that whole expensive car/small penis thing is true!? Q: There should be two clamps, what is the likleyhood that you can locate the other one? and what kind of condition would it be in if you could get it? Feb-21-06 A: Got a metal detector? Q: safety: are there any bihoazards on this piece? ie, blood, hair, bodily fluids?. i wouldnt want to catch richdouschebagitis. Feb-21-06 A: Not sure, but if you live in Corona you have probably become immune to biohazards. Bid with confidence. Q: If I put it on my car, will my auto insurance go up (technically, it will be 1% Ferrari)? Feb-21-06 A: Yes, if you are insured with The Howard Agency and/or live in Dos Vientos. And BTW, unverified sources have identified this as a fuel line. Q: That piece isn't from the Enzo -- it's the hose from the beer bong those guys were using at the party in BelAir just an hour before the accident! Does it still contain the aroma of ale???!!! Supposedly one of them was German, so perhaps Spaten or Paulener or Loewenbrau... Feb-21-06 A: No, but I understand car did. I believe that hose mfg is italian, but with the EU in it's present state, this may have been used for German Beer. And I think he is Swiss. But they all were Swiss after the war. Q: Is it available for local pickup from camarillo? Feb-21-06 A: Yes, shipping charged waived in that case. Q: What kind of shape is it in? Are there any cracks in it? Feb-21-06 A: Hose is in perfect condition. Hose clamp a bit squished. Q: Will this work with a subaru motor in a 914? Will it make it faster? Feb-21-06 A: This is gonna be fun. Absolutely. Want some Miracle Oil to go with it? Q: I want it. It was just a test drive, I made Erikkson an offer he couldn't refuse, but he did. So now I get it this way. Thanks for picking up the piece. I own the towing company too. -Dietrich Feb-21-06 A: Winner response. Mind if I post it? Oh what the hell, I'll post it anyway
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02-23-2006, 05:11 PM
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Too funny, I like this the most
Q: Hi, are you willing to sell it at a Buy It Now price. I really don't want to lose the auction as I plan on building my own Enzo, buying 1 piece at a time. Feb-22-06 A: Sorry, no 'Buy it Now'. I've paid eBay $2.50 and want to get my $$ worth. Good luck on your quest.
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10-24-2006, 11:05 AM
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How much did the hose sell for???
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