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Old 11-14-2006, 03:14 PM
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What the Wife did........

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
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Old 11-14-2006, 03:26 PM
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OMG thats horrible!
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Old 11-14-2006, 03:35 PM
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Old 11-14-2006, 04:01 PM
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Not bad its a 2 car, one moped garage with room to spare requiring a little renovation and an increase in insurance premiums!
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Old 11-14-2006, 04:32 PM
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Old 11-14-2006, 05:58 PM
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Is this a joke, or did this seriously happen ???
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Old 11-14-2006, 06:04 PM
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No big deal - that'll buff right out...
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Old 11-14-2006, 06:13 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Only in Arkansas!!!!

And it figures she'd be coming home from Wal Mart and her name be Jo... Probably Bobbi Jo or Betty Jo. Well, that will teach us guys living here we shouldn't be buying the euro cars and we should stick to the American trucks that are built Ford tough.


Mental note: never ever ever let Nicole drive a truck anywhere near the garage when my car is parked inside.
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Old 11-14-2006, 06:23 PM
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Mental note: never ever ever let Nicole drive a truck anywhere near the garage when my car is parked inside.
No, you didn't really say that, did you?

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Old 11-14-2006, 06:39 PM
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No, you didn't really say that, did you?

though he has the girl of everyone's dreams I think I'll have to put the green monster aside and agree with him
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