Michael Vick tries to carry a water bottle through MIA airport. A mysterios mysterious brown leafy substance with a pungent ganja-like odor is discovered in a secret compartment contained in the bottle.
Charges of chronic possession should be following shortly.
Now I understand why Vick couldn't follow Jim Mora's playbook. He's too stupid. However, on the brighter side, Mr. Vick has now met the eligibility requirements to become an Oakland Raider.
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